Handbag Lover Pillows

Do you want to know what that bag is really saying about you?

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'