Handbag Lover Gifts

Do you want to know what that bag is really saying about you?

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Airport

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

It bag and no knickers!

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

Baggage Claim

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."