Designer Handbag Admirer Gifts

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Arr...Italian it be.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

Bag Lady.

Commuter X-Ray

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

Trophy dog stick

Death carries a bag for life

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

'Of course this handbag is completely useless and impractical but it's an expensive designer piece that makes the colleagues jealous!'

Handbag pets