Designer Handbag Admirer Pillows

'It's an old Sicilian message; pay up or we'll send a designer alligator!'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

Arr...Italian it be.

Bag Lady.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Handbags Authenticated

Death carries a bag for life

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

Trophy dog stick

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

NEWS: Handbag lady thwarts six armed robbers.

Designer Sportswear.

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'