Handbag Connoisseur Pillows

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A Macaroni in 1772

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!