Designer Handbag Enthusiast Pillows

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Arr...Italian it be.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Bag Lady.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

Death carries a bag for life

Signs that your sneakers are far too expensive. . .

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

Handbag pets

She had a thing about Tote bags.