Designer Handbags Pillows

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

Tartan Coats

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

Handbags Authenticated

'£800. How can you hide this from your husband?'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'Yes, we're expensive but each one comes with its very own free receipt.'

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Posh & Exclusive: When Flaunting Is Not Enough.

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is.'

'Hey, awesome jacket, Melanie! Suede?'

Handbag pets

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"