Bag Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

Bag Lady.

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Hand bags and more

Adventure

She had a thing about Tote bags.

AnneMarie was convinced that her car had mysteriously shrunk while she was shopping.

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

'...and a bag to put it in?'

Why cat people prefer paper to plastic.

Bag Hag

"No, it's not a purse, it's a European shoulder bag for my diabetes supplies... and my wallet and a couple of coupons."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

"Do you have anything that's not a black hole?"

"Watch my purse, okay?"

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

It bag and no knickers!

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."