Handbag Connoisseur Prints

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A Macaroni in 1772

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

It bag and no knickers!

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."