Designer Handbag Devotee Gifts

"Do you have anything that's not a black hole?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

It bag and no knickers!

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Arr...Italian it be.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Handbags Authenticated

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

Death carries a bag for life

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

She kissed the frog and it turned into a handsome ponce

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

Handbag pets