Designer Handbag Devotee Gifts

"Do you have anything that's not a black hole?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Arr...Italian it be.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Handbags Authenticated

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'

Death carries a bag for life

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'No they're not Calvin Kleins - why? Has he got a pair of pants like these?'

She kissed the frog and it turned into a handsome ponce

'I've not got my nail file with me, dear.'

My First Purse.

Handbag pets