Handbag Designer Gifts

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Bag Lady.

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Handbags Authenticated

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Adventure

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."