Handbag Designer T-Shirts

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Which free tote goes best?"

Neighbourhood Snatch Area.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'Whoever said money can't buy happiness, never shopped for designer footwear online.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

Bag Lady.

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Commuter X-Ray

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?

"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

Handbags Authenticated

Adventure

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Not bad, but the trousers are a bit tight around the armpits.