Designer Bag Devotee T-Shirts

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"£800! How can you hide this from your husband?"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

It bag and no knickers!

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

Bag Lady.

Designer labels "I'm sorry, but I think I've forgotten your name."

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

Commuter X-Ray

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"By the authority vested in me by Bloomingdale's, how may I help you?"

Handbags Authenticated

"...and do you promise to love, honor, and carry all the stuff that won't fit in her purse..."

Adventure

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Death carries a bag for life