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Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

New Shoes.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

A woman in prayer

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

The Design Artiste

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Georges Braque.

It bag and no knickers!

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Le Corbusier

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Decorators at Home

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

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Designer Baby.

James Turrell designs a craft beer can