Designer Wear Devotee Pillows

Laundry Ponce - "Darling this one's got a setting for anything by Issey Miyake"

New Shoes.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Design Artiste

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

It bag and no knickers!

Georges Braque.

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

Le Corbusier

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Decorators at Home

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"...this is the one I like."

Designer Baby.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

James Turrell designs a craft beer can

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."