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Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

The Design Artiste

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Georges Braque.

"Room for bigger presents."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Le Corbusier

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

Tank color choices.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Decorators at Home

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'