Designer Devotees Gifts

'Okay. Very carefully drop the Jimmy Choo and I promise I won't forget walkies tomorrow.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

The Design Artiste

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Georges Braque.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"Room for bigger presents."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Le Corbusier

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

'Wow, NICE Flat!'

Tank color choices.

Decorators at Home

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."