Design Devotee Gifts

Italica

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'So we're all agreed on this final design?'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Do Not Feed The Architects.

'So you became an architect! And I can remember when you couldn't draw a straight line!'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

'Of course, design and marketing results clearly show, we go with your wife's colour choice!'

Designer at his drawing board.

"Whoa! Check out the kerning on that!"

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Le Corbusier

"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Do they come in any other fonts?"

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

Pagoda

"Comfy?"

I'm a minimalist.

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Grand entrance at the School of Pretension.

Frank Lloyd Wright

"Law offices designed by lawyers. Of course."

Rietveld at Sing Sing,

Tool Use in Primates

Decorators at Home

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Wet Paint

"...this is the one I like."