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"I am glad to see you are finally putting the holiday items away."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I love these old decorations!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"This one will go with everything,

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Room for bigger presents."

Flower lamp.

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."

Non Drip Paint

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

It's the most wonderful time of the year...

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

Luca Barocco's Cannoli Sectional

"I'll sue you for copyright infringement."

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

'Is that any way to take down the tree?'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'