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'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'I know about the council cutbacks - but it's not my idea of 'festive lights'...'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

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D.I.Y

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Like father like son.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'This guy is really good!'

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Manual Worker

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"Room for bigger presents."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Translating Contractor to English