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'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'I know about the council cutbacks - but it's not my idea of 'festive lights'...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'This guy is really good!'

Manual Worker

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Room for bigger presents."