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"...And, in the good old days, we all knew who our neighbours were!"

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

"She's a rescue."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Your Home Remodel Team

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

Like father like son.

Kiwi Ingenuity

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Music

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'