Craft Devotees T-Shirts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The Origami Society...

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"Politics has divided everything."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Cheesemaker

Sheep Knitting.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Crocheting during lockdown

Pandemic Orphans

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

I have to build an ark -- He's doing a total makeover.

Web Stockings

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Man and woman knitting together.

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."