Craft Devotees Gifts

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

The Origami Society...

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"Politics has divided everything."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Pandemic Orphans

Cheesemaker

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Crocheting during lockdown

Sheep Knitting.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Web Stockings

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Say what you will about Mad Dog Jensen... He was the craftiest adversary we ever faced!'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Locally made, handcrafted cars - no two alike.

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

Folded up newspaper called The Origami Times.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"