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'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

"Bravo!"

Falstaff

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

3D Theatre

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Stage producer.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Bravo!

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed