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'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Falstaff

"Bravo!"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

3D Theatre

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Stage producer.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"They're texting it in."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

Bravo!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed