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'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

Theatre.

Theatre Workshop: Gone to Lunch (Exits Stage Left. . .)

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Theatre Sketches by Daummier - A literary discussion on the second gallery

Merry Widow

"It's a play on words."

Blue dress

Curtain Call

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

"The leading man was highly strung - or should be..."

"It's nearly the Golden Jubilee..."

'You're looking for someone to play the part of a washed-up, hammy actor?... Hold on, I have someone here who could've been born for the part.'

Sergey Diagilev

'I know that life is but a stage, and the people merely players; but what I can't stand is the special effects,'

Entertainer.

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Carmen

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

Mistress talking to servant about a show

A Chorus At The Theatre.

A Scene from 'The Taming of the Shrew'.

"Just be yourself."

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."

'They all want to play the star.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Senta jumps into the sea