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"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Hamlet's Duplex

'And what do you do?'

'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'

'Medea' Studies

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Ally MacBeth

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Shakespeare's Tempest - Unpublished Illustration

"Don't tell anyone, but I've seen Cats 27 times."

Casting Director

'My previous school only had a single-decker walking bus.'

Aristophanes

The greatest love story ever moled.

'I'm typecast!'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'I don't want you playing with those awful Lear girls any more!'

Theatrical agent, "Quite honestly Frank I think you've turned into a poor caricature of yourself"

'Placido Do-min-go!'

"Having captions above makes me feel like I'm doing grand opera."

Policeman

The Mikado

"No young Mistress has not taken drama lessons. It's a side effect of her turning 13, but yes, I agree, her dramatic skills are quite impressive..."

"Bear with me-I put my hat on upside down."

Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

"Do you see us as a movie or a play?"

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"Ms. Dixon, bring in 'da noise, bring in 'da funk!"

"Yo! My man! Who be needin' 'Ariadne auf Naxos' tickets?"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."

Ali MacGraw

Takin playing dead to a new level, Riley takes on Shakespeare.