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''... or not to be'!'

"By George she's got it"

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'Is there a healthcare representative in the house?!'

An honesty of agents

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Nicholas hints at the probability of his leaving the company

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

Orchestra

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Thanks for auditioning for singing in the rain, unfortunately you were pissing in the wind"

Man on stage carrying a dagger looks down at the prompter and sees he is holding a gun.

'Frankly, Yorick's big comedy comeback tour's a disappointment.'

Taken Kids To The Pantomime. Your Dinner's Behind You

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Aida

Vanessa Redgrave

Ambrogio

Lady Sangazure

Tarnhelm

Caped Character

Un Ballo in Maschera murder

Ham Actors

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Prince Seigfried from Swan Lake

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

Le Miserable

The Royal Ballet

Ballet Couple