Theatre Aficionado Prints

''... or not to be'!'

"By George she's got it"

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Nicholas hints at the probability of his leaving the company

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

An honesty of agents

Orchestra

Man on stage carrying a dagger looks down at the prompter and sees he is holding a gun.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Taken Kids To The Pantomime. Your Dinner's Behind You

'Frankly, Yorick's big comedy comeback tour's a disappointment.'

"Thanks for auditioning for singing in the rain, unfortunately you were pissing in the wind"

"As much as I love stop motion animation, it just doesn't transfer well to the stage."

Mr. and Mrs. Mantalini in Ralph Nickleby's office

"I come from haunts of coot and hern!"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Now in its 27th year - Sirens with Original Cast.

Ballet Couple

Prince Seigfried from Swan Lake

Aida

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

The Royal Ballet

Un Ballo in Maschera murder

The Taming of the Ewe

"An excellent review, Mr Todd, apart from the mortality rate."

"Don't worry - it's just a stage you're going through."

Covid theatre masks.

Punch and Judy quicksand...

"What's your office demeanor today, sir? The mask of comedy or tragedy?"

Learjet

Sir Roderick Murgatroyd