Stage Name Aficionado Prints

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Senta jumps into the sea

"It's a play on words."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"What did you download at school today?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."