Stage Name Aficionado Gifts

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Senta jumps into the sea

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Reese Witherspoon

"It's a play on words."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Driverless cars rage.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'