Stage Devotee T-Shirts

3D Theatre

'Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, tonight's performance is about to begin!'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"Bravo!"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

Mikado

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Three Ladies

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

Lady Macbeth

Mensa Does Improv

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Starvation Watching