Stage Devotee T-Shirts

3D Theatre

'Ladies and Gentlemen, please take your seats, tonight's performance is about to begin!'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"Bravo!"

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

'They all want to play the star.'

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"It's a play on words."

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Mikado

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Woman crying with happiness.

Henrik Ibsen,

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Lady Macbeth

Shakespeare Street

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Three Ladies

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Blue Dress

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.