Stage Door Devotee T-Shirts

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

Theatre Crowd

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Knickerless Cage.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'We had to donwsize.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

3D Theatre

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Tosca on the balcony

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'But darling, you were marvellous!'

Fairy Godmother

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Norns weaving

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

Tony Robinson

Curtain call

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Blue dress

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

Baroque

Red Letter Days - A First Night

"What keeps me going? The tightening feeling in my chest that if I stop, I'll die."