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Baroque

Television Readers.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Yoga classes door.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Emergency exit into Space

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Samuel Johnson

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Dr. Samuel Johnson

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

Door

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'