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Baroque

Television Readers.

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Emergency exit into Space

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Samuel Johnson

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

Give Thanks.

Dr. Samuel Johnson

'From now on, Jaded will not mean tired or worn out but rather overweight and minging'. V annoying

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

"I'm impressed! Junior actually asked to use our old-fashioned dictionary!"

"That question you asked earlier piqued my curiosity, Steve..."

"Hey guys, this is the only book you need. It contains every word of every book!"

Door

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

Publication Day for Johnson's Dictionary