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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

"Croak something romantic, will ya?"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Who called me a quack?' (boy has duck on his knee in vet's surgery).

"Why have you come over here?"

Thank you for visiting us again Son... Can I still call you Son? You are so handsome now...

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Autumn Dog

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'He was born to the sea.'

Baroque

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

What's on? A duckumentary.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'You'll get over it, Carrutheres - sometimes we all feel like we're being nibbled to death by ducks!'

'Ma, it's sprinkling rain! You don't expect me to go to school through all those puddles, do you?'