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"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Bonk!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Please Give

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Baroque

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

'Just because!'

"You did have the last word, but this is a new argument!"

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'