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"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Bonk!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Please Give

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Church Restoration Fund.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Only this wild animal understands my warrior self, was Henry's last thought.'

Baroque

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

'Just because!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'I think I'm highly insightful for my age and don't call me missy!'

"Being smart is great! I wish I was smarter! But I would never want to be a smart Alex. That would be annoying."