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'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Artist chained to his drawing.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This guy is really good!'

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Michael Moore

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

Mitch McConnell

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."