Portrait Devotee Mugs

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Artist chained to his drawing.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'This guy is really good!'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Rembrandt's Selfies

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

Mitch McConnell

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 5)

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'