Art Devotee T-Shirts

Thinker

Artist and Nature

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Al, I've heard that art is a cruel mistress. Is that true? Yes, unfortunately it is the only kind of mistress I can get.

Clipart.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"