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Tosca on the balcony

They hated me.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Scarpia from Tosca

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Well, that's show business."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

Simultaneous translation.

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

Drunken sailor

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"Mother, please!"

Stage hand has cigars ready.

The country manager rehearses a combat

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"

'Someone said they would be waiting in the wings for these wings.'