Stage Door Regular Gifts

Tosca on the balcony

They hated me.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Scarpia from Tosca

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Paul and Debbie.

"Well, that's show business."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Janitor sweeping music notes off of concert stage.

"I finished my act. Could you come over and give me a hand?"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Simultaneous translation.

Drunken sailor

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

"Mother, please!"

Stage hand has cigars ready.

The country manager rehearses a combat

Stage Realism

Leaving the Opera, "I liked that bit where the rebel stage hands threw the director off the battlements"

'Someone said they would be waiting in the wings for these wings.'