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"Do you have anything other than dog roles, I don't want him to get type cast."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Scarpia from Tosca

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

'Now in Capulets'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

Tonight Houdini and Son.