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"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Tonight Houdini and Son.

Toenail clipping missile.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Theatre Crowd

Knickerless Cage.

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

Artisanal Pottery

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Tony Robinson

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Intramission

"Sit."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

Lisa Minnelli

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

Jo Ann Veneziano

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

Jazz Cans

Magic man

'Hey, Gallagher, can you just skip to the part where you smash the watermelon?'