Stage Door Admirer Prints

"Do you have anything other than dog roles, I don't want him to get type cast."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Scarpia from Tosca

Knickerless Cage.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Toenail clipping missile.

'Now in Capulets'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Tony Robinson

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Intramission

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

Tonight Houdini and Son.

"It's done with cables, son. Not performance-enhancing drugs."

Lisa Minnelli

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'