Traditional Craft Aficionado T-Shirts

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

Beyond Dante

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Artisanal Pottery

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"The innocence seems forced."

A man working on a model airplane

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'You just continue to grow.'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"So you think you can cobble!"