Artisan Craft Lover T-Shirts

Cheesemaker

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Beyond Dante

"How are we on bread?"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

'I ran into a whittler.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Politics has divided everything."

Cottage Industry

Pandemic Orphans

"The innocence seems forced."

Crocheting during lockdown

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Sheep Knitting.

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

Web Stockings

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

William Morris

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"So you think you can cobble!"

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'