Closed Caption Devotees T-Shirts

'He likes closed caption. He's deaf.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Give Thanks.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

The Sun: A History. . .

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

Louis Theroux

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'