Closed Caption Devotees Pillows

'He likes closed caption. He's deaf.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Church Restoration Fund.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Michael Moore

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Give Thanks.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

The Sun: A History. . .

Michael Moore.

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

The Ladies of Kew took baking very seriously.

Michael Moore

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

David Attenborough

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Greetings earthling! - Oh no, not in the middle of 'Oprah'!'

Louis Theroux