Group Gathering Devotee Pillows

"It sure feels good to get the gang together."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Midwest Winter Items.

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Various Birds of Pray.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Church Restoration Fund.

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

Nativity - The sitcom

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"

"I really liked that stuff you were saying about all of us being sinners and how we're damned for eternity."

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

"You remember Champ. . ."

Give Thanks.

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

John Knox