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"You remember Champ. . ."

Polygamists' Picnic

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Rose Toast

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"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Rugby scrum.

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

"We have spent the last six New Year's Eves with your mother. Isn't it time for a sabbatical New Year?"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

"Not again, buster!!!!!"

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Met Gala

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"One god... one church... one collection."

'Well, I cannot believe it! For once you guys are actually sitting down to Thanksgiving dinner as though there are no games on at all!'