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"You remember Champ. . ."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Polygamists' Picnic

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Rose Toast

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"I wish you hadn't ask Bill how business was."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"I heard you had a little problem with the law."

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

"It's not my fault he keeps forgetting to bring food to the potlucks."

"Your house is smaller than I remember it."

Rugby scrum.

"Gracie, Christmas isn't about material possessions. It's about being together...as a family. We are the best gift we can give each other!"

"We have spent the last six New Year's Eves with your mother. Isn't it time for a sabbatical New Year?"

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

"Not again, buster!!!!!"

Gambler's Anonymous - "What are the odds on my recovery?"

"I'm going to my Grandma's on Thanksgiving to pig out...and also be thankful."

Met Gala

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

"One god... one church... one collection."

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